Description
Your Seats
- Row C stallsÂ
- Very close to the stage while still allowing you to take in the full production.
- Excellent position for seeing facial expressions, choreography, costumes, and the performers’ interactions with the audience.
- For a comedy like Titanique, being near the front adds to the experience because much of the humour relies on timing, reactions, and audience connection.
About the Show
A wildly camp musical comedy that imagines what really happened aboard the Titanic, with the story retold by Céline Dion herself.
Expect:
- CĂ©line Dion’s biggest hits woven into the story.
- A live band throughout.
- Strong vocals and over-the-top performances.
- Pop culture jokes, improvisation, and audience interaction.
- A very different tone from the film — more parody than tragedy.
Songs include:
- “My Heart Will Go On”
- “All By Myself”
- “To Love You More”
- Plus many other Céline Dion favourites.
Age Guidance
- Recommended 14+
- No admittance for under 12s
- Contains strong language and sexual references.
Coach Journey
Estimated pickups
- Walnut Tree – 2:30 PM
- Palace T – 2:40 PM
- Elms – 2:50 PM
- Thames Drive – 3:00 PM
- Hadleigh – 3:10 PM
- Kents Hill Lights – 3:20 PM
- Sadlers – 3:25 PM
- Five Bells – 3:30 PM
- The Oak Pub, Blackshots, Grays – 3:40 PM
(Times confirmed approximately 3–4 weeks before travel.)
Evening Schedule
Around 4:45 PM
- Arrive near the theatre.
- Plenty of time for dinner or drinks before the show.
- You’re within easy walking distance of:
- Piccadilly Circus
- Leicester Square
- Chinatown
- Soho
7:00 PM – 9:15 PM
- Performance of Titanique.
After the Show
- Futher free time
- This gives roughly an hour to:
- Have a drink.
- Take a stroll around Leicester Square.
- Explore Soho after dark.
- Pick up a dessert or coffee before heading home.
Approximately 10:30 PM
- Coach departs for Essex once everyone is back on board.


